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Subject: Squirrel in the flue pipe

I have a nest of squirrels at the top of my chimney at about 45' up. One of the wicked beasts fell down the flue pipe. This is not a masonry chimney as it only supports a set of gas logs. The flue consists of triple-walled pipe. The squirrel is caught at a bend in this stove pipe. I can access the pipe from the attic but I'd rather not have to cut it open $$$$$!

I could drop a rope in from the top and hope it will climb out but the access is poor and the altitude high. I set up a buffet at the bottom, walnuts, almonds, peanut butter and H2O in he hope he/she'll come down and exit my home through a human portal. I'd rather not bake the little critter out but if he/she won't come out and expires in the pipe....I'll have to accelerate the desiccation for sanitation reasons. Any suggestions?

— Bill in Atlanta

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