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Subject: Squirrels in the attic

We returned from a trip to Egypt to find critters in our attic. Lo and behold, after putting up wire over the louvers we suspect were the entry point, the mother squirrel chattered at us angrily. The next morning we got a cage from Animal control, baited it with peanut butter and waited. That nite, my husband caught two by himself, releasing them outside, near their mother. We thought we had them all.

No way, the next nite he caught two more, and now one remains, but he can't catch it. It got revenge. It chewed up the cable to our satellite dish and put us out of service.

How can we get it out? I don't want to kill it, but if we have to, we will. Any suggestions?

— Anonymous, parts unknown

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