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Subject: Squirrels in the walls!

I am also at wits end with these destructive little pests. I live in a 3 story duplex. They have managed to find their way into my walls & floor of the 3rd floor. From the beginning I realized they must die. Call it Neanderthal if you must, but their is a basic territorial issue at the heart of this battle. They have crossed the line when they choose to invade my home uninvited, not to mention the gnawing I have started recently hearing.

I bought a pellet gun but as I realized too late, I am too close in proximity to all of my neighbors. Hence I cant take a clear shot without the chance of hitting a house. Once I happened to have a clear shot and took it, unfortunately I hadn't thought it through clearly and did not foresee it falling to the street at the feet of a group of small children. Lets just say the explanation I gave was colorful and largely untrue.

For the life of me I cannot find how they are entering my house. Another problem is that they may be getting in through the adjoining house which I have no control over. The other gentleman here seems to have had some success with the traps, I think I will try that. I will keep you all posted.

— Steve in Jersey

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