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Subject: 194 down, one billion to go

My wife and I are somewhat of nature lovers. We like flowers, birds, and most animals... WE HATE SQUIRRELS!! They are destructive, devious, and nothing more than glorified rats. Last year I bought a pellet rifle that uses CO2 cartridges — no pumping required. To date, I have picked off 194 of these varmints. My wife has accounted for 22 on her own! Just last week she nailed one from 40 feet in an oak tree right above me. One shot and the gray fell. When it hit the ground it sounded like one glorious thud! GREAT SHOT! I was so proud of her. I'm thinking about getting her a rifle of her own, personalized with pearl grips, etc.

One she shot actually was grunting at her like it was mad...I can't even imitate the sound, but to me it sounded like it knew it was a goner and was telling her off!

When we first started killing the pests, we worried about the neighbors and what they would say. Now they actually come over and tell us what a good job we're doing! I've also noticed how nice my lawn looks without the holes they used to create all over the place. My magnolia bloomed this year...last year all the buds were eaten by reds. My two crabapple trees are beginning to show vast improvement. None of their young branches are broken this year, unlike last year!

I have a neighbor in back that has a beautifully landscaped yard. He watched me shoot one and finally asked what was going on. I told him how many I had nailed and relieved him of worry. He had found quite a few dead squirrels on his property and was worried that something he was putting on the plants was poisoning the squirrels and other friendlier, less destructive creatures. I assured him that the dead squirrels were a result of our sharp shooting efforts and not his plant fertilizers!

We bought two t-shirts about six weeks ago and we're waiting for the weather to break so we can show them off without freezing our butts off! Great web sight!

— Don and Marge, parts unknown

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