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Subject: Squirrel Wars

Dear SDL,

We have a squirrel problem beyond belief. I first found your site after we moved into a house next to the "squirrel lady." I am returning to the roots to ask for any assistance. This neighbor feeds squirrels with buckets and buckets of whole nuts as well as piles of sunflower seeds, bird seed, bread crumbs and cobs of corn. She spends close to $10,000 per year on feed   ("some people spend their money on going to Florida, I feed my pets"). She also feeds on rental properties in the area. She has a daily one hour or so ritual of feeding her little rodents.  She also drives around the neighborhood with lights out so the neighbors don't see her coming — sometimes on the wrong side of the road!.

She has lived in her house for 37 years and has always been a feeder of squirrels. The neighbors have always opposed her feedings, but the city has done nothing to change her habits and her feeding have gradually increased over the years. The past City Attorney sent her a letter in 1986 asking her to taper her feeding, no change! The Police Chief said that when he came on the job 13 years ago, the leaving Chief handed him a stack of files regarding this. We did not know this before we moved in. The people who sold us this house told us she would probably try  to feed on our property, but we thought, it is a lady feeding squirrels, how bad could it be?

The first time we really started to go beyond asking her to stop feeding on our property was as a result of seeing rats. I called the Health Department on this and they said that I was about 15th on the list of complaints against her. This is when we started to talk about the problem with our neighbors (the spring after we moved in).  We not only have squirrels, but we have rats, crows, chipmunks, mice, raccoons, and one porcupine. She is attracting many animals other than the squirrels and birds.

We have formed a group that has so far brought together the Alderperson, Health dept., Assistant City Attorney, and Police Chief.  What we have accomplished so far is stopping her from feeding at will on public property, although she is still doing this on a smaller scale. Their first step was to meet with her and ask her to  negotiate a compromise on her feedings. She was willing and stated that she didn’t feed too much so this wouldn't be a problem. This didn't last since her habit couldn't be curbed. Then, the City started giving her tickets for feeding on public property. She was given a couple of tickets for numerous offenses. She was found guilty and had to pay fines (she was out less than 3 hours later feeding). She continues to feed volumes on her yard.  The Police Chief, Assistant City Attorney are unwilling to take another steps since she will not curb her feedings. She is unwilling to compromise since she feels she pays property taxes. There is about a 80% property damage rate in the neighborhood from the large number of squirrels.

The newest round in the squirrel wars is: the neighbors went in front of the Public Health and Safety council to get an ordinance to curb her feedings. The ordinance was adopted and will go before the city's Common Council. The mayor said she would oppose this and veto the ordinance. We have had to present our facts and pictures in front of each of these hurdles and change has resulted because of the volumes of feed and property damage.

My long story ends in a plea of assistance. Are there any cities that had a similar situation that you know of? Is there any neighborhood that have been successful in stopping this. We are already tapping and exterminating the squirrels — 150 last summer — in one block radius, not to count the next block radius from here. Any help is much appreciated.

— Name and location unknown

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