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Subject: Attacked by squirrels

Dear SDL,

I am a 22-year-old Daytona Beach, Fla., resident. Several months ago while on my way to work I was ambushed by almost a dozen squirrels. As I walked to my car to leave for work , they pelted me with pine cones and acorns. The cuts from the pine cones required stitches.

These squirrels are highly territorial and the female had just given birth and was protecting her nest. This turned into a community effort and have been repeating these attacks on a regular basis. Their nest is high up in tree that has roots in the center of our yard, but branches off into neighboring yards, so the problem is slightly out of our control, we cannot cut down the tree for its sheer size without damaging our roof or neighboring roofs.

Squirrels have became such a nuisance that I've decided to move, but ran into trouble when our realtor had to disclose our reason for moving. Now families with young children and the elderly are dissuaded from buying the property.

Dealings with animal control proved unsuccessful.

— John P. in Daytona Beach, Fla.

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