All Squirrels Must Die!

Subject: Deadly encounter with squirrels

One Chilly morning not to long ago, I was on a vacation with my family In Flagstaff, Ariz. My younger sister, Sally (I’ve changed her name for her protection, so the squirrels don’t come and find us), and I had just gotten some big beautiful cinnamon rolls and took them to a bench to eat them. We set up the table all nice when I noticed we forgot the napkins back at the hotel room. Since it wasn’t to far, I said I’d go back and get the napkins. Sally agreed and I headed off.

I had just gone about 100 feet away when I heard a terrible sound. Sally was screaming at the top of her lungs running  toward me. “The squirrels!!! The squirrels!!!” she kept yelling. I grabbed a big stick and ran back to our table. When I got there, I saw something so disgusting. The squirrels had taken over our table. I saw one of them savagely tearing apart my cinnamon bun with no mercy. His friends were spilling our milk and ripping apart the cups.

Could this vicious attack have been prevented? Well, It didn’t stop there. The next day after we somewhat  recovered from that experience, we decided to feed some birds outside our hotel room. Everything was going along as planned, the birds were chirping around eating up the seed when a dark cloud came upon us. Suddenly, out of nowhere, squirrels came swooping in from all directions, climbing over the birds and practically ripping the seeds out of their mouths!!

We tried to “shoe” them away but they just got angry and wanted more seeds! They kept getting closer and closer. So we ran to the door and slammed it. And mark my word, they scratched at that door during the night just to torture us!!! I hope this story doesn’t cause nightmares but It must be known, that SQUIRRELS ARE EVIL!!!!!!!

— Kelsey in Phoenix