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	<title>All Squirrels Must Die!</title>
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		<title>Why do squirrels hate Christmas?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems like squirrels have disrupted a Christmas charity celebration in Bath, England, costing the sponsoring organization a lot of money.
According to the Bath Chronicle newspaper, squirrels destroyed 2,000 Christmas lights on the fundraising Tree of Lights of the Rotary Club of Bath, costing the club £1,000 ($1,500). Is there any question why squirrels hate Christmas? They [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It seems like squirrels have disrupted a Christmas charity celebration in Bath, England, costing the sponsoring organization a lot of money.</p>
<p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-257" title="santa_vs_squirrel" src="http://www.deadsquirrel.com/wp-content/uploads/santa_vs_squirrel.png" alt="" width="295" height="222" />According to the <a href="http://www.thisisbath.co.uk/news/Squirrel-hit-lights-switched/article-486044-detail/article.html" target="_blank">Bath Chronicle</a> newspaper, squirrels destroyed 2,000 Christmas lights on the fundraising Tree of Lights of the Rotary Club of Bath, costing the club £1,000 ($1,500). Is there any question why squirrels hate Christmas? They are clearly jealous of all the trees being cut down and all the nuts being consumed by people instead of them.</p>
<p>And who can forget the classic scene in &#8220;Christmas Vacation&#8221; when a rabid squirrel enters the Griswold&#8217;s home on Christmas and then attacks Clark and his family.<br />
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		<title>Squirrels love M&#038;M&#8217;s</title>
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