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Hatred of Squirrels
I have hated squirrels since I was
9 years old!!! Every time I went out to play or ride my bike, I heard
those damn things chittering and chattering in the trees.
If you lived in northern
Minnesota, you would hate squirrels with a passion like I do. This past
year, I recently completed firearms safety. That inclined me to get good
at shooting so that I could hit those furry little rats on the run!!! I
couldn't find any shells for my Remington bolt action .22 because I had
used most of them up. That's when I started to really hate the little
devils because when they came around, I couldn't kill them!!! One day, I
got so mad because of a squirrel chasing all of the birds away in the
feeders that I couldn't stand it any more!!! I got my bow and arrow and
crept out on the porch. I pulled back on the string and let 'er rip! The
arrow was true to it's mark and hit the squirrel right square in the
butt!!! It fell on the ground and started to crawl toward the woods.
I ran back into the house, checked
the last possible spot for any ammo and guess what? There were three
shells left!!! I quickly loaded my rifle and stormed out on the porch. I
couldn't see the little rat anywhere. That's when I saw something shiny
in the tall grass at the edge of the yard. It was the arrow! It was
moving a little bit so I grabbed the end of the arrow and pulled it out.
The squirrel was still on the end of the arrow and blood was every
where.
I was just about to throw the
arrow with the squirrel still on the end of it on an open patch of grass
so I could shoot the little thing. That's when I realized that squirrels
aren't as harmless as they look. The damn thing flew like lightning up
the arrow and started to claw, scratch, and bite my hand. I dropped the
gun and started to say every bad word I had ever heard in my life. My
mom, who was on the porch , started to yell, "Grab the damn thing and
throw it on the ground". That's what I did. I grabbed the little furball
and threw him on the ground. I picked up the gun and shot him three
times in the head. He was dead!!!!!
Ever since that day, I have hated
squirrels. I have no feeling in two of my fingers and will kill every
squirrel I get the chance to. I am currently working on an anti-squirrel
web page and I will make sure I have a link to your page. Thanx for your
time.
Tim (Anti-Squirrel Anarchist at
Large)
Cloquet, Minn.
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